mom, dad: I'm gay/lesbian/bi/pan
you're too young to know what your sexuality is! It's just a phase.
*stares at a baby girl for no reason other than the fact that babies stare at everything*
oooh! Ladies man! We're gonna have to keep the girls offa you!
We don't want any black people in our clubs, bars, parties, restaurants, schools, government, banks, neighborhoods, or offices
Well fuck ya'll then. We can go start our own shit that's just for black people and nobody else.
Wow, excluding people based solely on their skin color? That's really racist and I am personally offended. How would you feel if we did that to you?